Kanye West: 20 of my all-time favorite tweets from Yeezy
By Ryan Brennan
Kanye West all of a sudden deleted his Twitter and Instagram because he didn’t have a use for them. Reminiscing, here are 20 of my all-time favorite tweets.
It was a sad day when I learned that Kanye West had deleted both his Twitter and Instagram. Kanye. People like Kanye are the reason I spend time on social media because they make it entertaining and fun.
Unfortunately, Kanye didn’t feel it was necessary for what he was trying to do and felt it was best to just get rid of it all. That left a lot of fans stuck reminiscing about his social media presence.
Luckily, I’ve put together a list of my all time favorite Kanye West tweets from over the years. Most of them will be familiar, due to the extreme hilarity of them.
By all means, if you know of one that I missed, please let me know in the comments section below. I’m sure everyone would love to hear it.
Without further ado, let’s go through my 20 favorite tweets from Yeezy:
20. Robin Williams
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Thank you Robin for all the joy you brought the world”
19. Kazoo
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I just threw some kazoo on this bi**h”
18. Fur Pillows
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on”
17. Elevator
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary”
16. Text vs. Letter
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes. if i wanted to wait i would just write a fu**ing letter”
15. Water Bottle on Flight
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle”
14. Fighting Taxes
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight”
13. You’re Not
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“You may be talented, but you’re not kanye west”
12. Standup Jokes
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“This is high end rap music”
“All the lights video in 1 week!!!!!!!”
“New album coming this summer”
“Watch the throne coming in 2 months!!!!!!!!!”
“In the studio now with the bears come on”
“I’ll be back this summer!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I’m sitting”
11. Measurements
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“My favorite unit of measurement is ‘a sh*t load'”
10. Room Service
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Room service uuuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored pineapples”
9. Email Blast Fonts
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Tell everyone at the label only use Gothic or Helvetic fonts for email blast unless I otherwise approve”
8. Mirrors
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?”
7. Marble Conference Tables
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… not until I get the table though”
6. It’s Like Hoodies
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I’m ready to get out of my own way. The ego is overdone… it’s like hoodies”
5. I Hate
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I hate long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard”
“I hate big ass striped scarves”
“I hate khaki cargo shorts”
“I hate khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers”
“I hate sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes”
“I hate hoodies with sport coats”
“I hate button up shirts with hoodies”
“Just driving through the city and I see a few thing I hate…”
4. Kings Need Horses
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I need this horse…. Kings need horses”
3. Emotional Fonts
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”
2. Kim-barassment
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesnt embarass me”
1. Too Late
Posted by Wake Up Mr. West on Thursday, May 18, 2017
“Is it to early for a bellini??? Too late, already ordered”
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Which tweets were your favorites? Did I forget any? Leave your thoughts below!