No. 2: Everybody pees…but who will hold Kim Kardashian’s pee cup?
You pee, I pee, everybody pees. Even on KUWTK.
Parents who potty train know how much it helps to emphasize that everybody pees (and poops).
But when it comes to Kim Kardashian, talking about pee goes to a whole new level.
When Kim needed to take her pee to her doctor’s office in Season 11’s eighth episode, “The Big Launch,” KUWTK cameras caught her persuading her best friend Jonathan Cheban to take her pee cup for her.
Kardashian used her “pregnancy issues” as the reason for asking Jonathan to take her cup of urine to the doctor, noted Us Weekly.
Trying not to spill the pee, viewers watched Kim laugh hysterically as she promised Cheban that no one would ever knew he had taken her pee to the doctor (apparently having cameramen filming doesn’t count).
As Kardashian upped her persuasive game by explaining that she had to focus on launching her website, Jonathan (also known as Food God on Instagram for his fondness for all types of, well, food) finally gave in.
“I’ll just pee in it and I’ll conceal it and see if you even feel the warmth of the pee!” promised Kim.
We’re ranking this episode so high because it showed Kim as the absolute master of persuading anyone to do anything (a skill that will come in handy when/if she becomes a lawyer). It also showed what it really takes to become a friend of a celebrity.
Take-away message for young people re-watching this episode: Thinking that you might aspire to become a FOC (Friend Of Celebrity) rather than get a college degree means being willing to carry around a warm cup of pee. Do you really want to go there?