January Jones hangs topless in bathroom with strict warning

January Jones is hanging around her bathroom fully topless to show off her “boob tape,” but not without a warning. The 43-year-old actress and known curve-flaunter was back to showing off her famous assets on Friday in a pre-weekend Instagram share, one seeing the Mad Men star just about staying inside Instagram’s no-nudity rules as she wore only black underwear briefs and the captioned-mentioned tape.

January, followed by 1.1 million, was pulling a bit of a Kim Kardashian via the barely-there finish and makeshift shapewear, with the amusing caption seeing her joke that the post “will self destruct in 5,4,3,2…”

January Jones delivers ‘uneven boob tape’

See the photo below. January, who has joked about her “mammaries” on Instagram and knows a tongue-in-cheek opportunity when she sees one, posted in selfie mode and from her home as she stood in front of a large bathroom mirror. The blonde, just about covered up in flesh-colored “boob tape,” pulled a neutral expression, drawing the eye to her chest as she held her smartphone and delivering the cherry on the cake via her caption.

The “self destruct” warning was accompanied by a #unevenboobtape as the Emmy winner snagged 39,000+ likes in under 40 minutes.

Throw out humor, get it back. “Let’s screenshot then,” a fan jokingly wrote with a cry-face emoji. “Never please!” another said.

One user did call the photo a “cry for help,” though – in 2020, the actress made headlines for clapping back over her “desperate” bikini photos as a media outlet appeared to be threatening a shaming story over her.

“Sources claim her content smacks of a ‘desperate cry for attention’ and note how her acting work appears to have dried up before then pandemic took hold,” the warning letter had read.

Responding, and with a giant dose of humor, the blonde had replied: “S**t. They’ve discovered my secret. Consider this my public apology to my ‘friends.'”

January Jones poses in Fourth Of July bikini

Jones proved just as cheeky earlier this month as she updated to celebrate Fourth of July. She posted a frilly and patriotic bikini snap with pin-up vibes, also holding a U.S. flag and wearing her hair in bunches as she said: “I’ll be your calendar gift. Happy 4th!”

If you don’t live inside January’s Instagram, you might not know that there’s rarely a post without a joke. Last year, it was the star kidding she’s unemployed while in a bikini as she said she was “out of work” and needed “attention.”

January’s Instagram fanbase also includes a celebrity crowd. Her account is kept tabs on by fashion mogul Jessica Simpson, reality star Lisa Rinna and actress Selma Blair.