In her signature unfiltered style, the reality star dished about two of her most unbelievable exes—one who had a little too much trouble staying dry at night and another who sobbed over a cheeseburger. Yes, you read that right. Let’s dive into the chaos.
The Serial Bed-Wetter: A Grown Man’s Nightmare
Now, everyone has their quirks, but this one? Yikes. Khloé revealed that she once dated a man who routinely wet the bed. And no, this wasn’t some one-time “oops, had too many drinks” kind of situation. This was a full-on, repeated offense.
"One of my exes—I'm not going to name names—but he used to wet the bed all the time," Khloé confessed on her podcast, leaving fans shook.
Now, let’s be real, accidents happen. But according to Khloé, this wasn’t just an occasional mishap. And despite her best efforts to help, the mystery man didn’t seem too concerned about fixing the issue. "I tried to be nice about it, but it was a thing," she added.
Of course, Kardashian fans are now in full detective mode, trying to piece together which of her past flames might have been the bed-wetting culprit. French Montana? Tristan Thompson? Someone from her pre-fame days? The speculation is real.
Tears Over a Cheeseburger? Make It Make Sense!
As if the bed-wetting revelation wasn’t shocking enough, Khloé also shared another jaw-dropping dating disaster—one that involved full-on waterworks over food.
During one particularly bizarre date, Khloe’s companion burst into tears over a cheeseburger. Yes, a cheeseburger. And no, it wasn’t because it was that good.
"He just sat there crying, staring at his food," Khloé said, struggling to contain her laughter. "I had no idea what to do. Was I supposed to console him? Ask if he needed a different burger? It was so uncomfortable."
Can you imagine sitting across from a grown man who’s sobbing into his fries? Talk about a dating nightmare. But the biggest mystery? Why was he crying? Did the burger remind him of an ex? Was it the wrong order? Did he have some kind of deep emotional connection to fast food? Khloé never got the answer, and honestly, we may never know.
Khloé’s Love Life: A Rollercoaster That Never Ends
If there's one thing we’ve learned from Khloé’s dating history, it’s that she has been through it. From high-profile heartbreaks to these bizarre dating disasters, she’s had her fair share of awkward dating moments.
But through it all, Khloé remains hilarious, self-aware, and unapologetically real. And honestly? That’s why fans love her. If nothing else, at least she’s got some iconic stories to tell.